Sunday, May 6, 2007

The During-exam-blog-update...

Hey...its been a while since i updated my blog.....but who gives a damn...anyways..its exam time right now....one more week to go...
BUT,despite the fact that im having exam....i still went for this years Coterie....A Coterie is a once-a-year trip mae for Land Rover customers.....and Land Rover customers ONLY....they make trips to everywhere.....from Kuala Selangor to Thailand.....today i just got back from kuala selangor...went there for a two-day-trip...it took us about 1 hour or so to arrive there....we gathered at some RnR....and then we head for the first activity which was...um....visiting the mango plantation or something like dat....wasnt very interesting...well...on the way there....all the people who was driving kept looking at us....well it is a very-huge-cars-convoy anyways...so who gives a damn...ill leave the mango part out cause its so boring.....then we went to the 'Haji Dorani Homestay Program'....we went there for the program but we did not stay....there was....batik painting....oohhh that was the best....i felt like a pro cause when u put the paint on....it works itself onto every part of the batik that it can reach....it worked out beautifully....then...we had kite making which was for my sister....little kids.......we had luch short after.....i slept after lunch....(it was someone else's house)...after that we had COCONUT BOWLING....it was very weird but kinda fun...when you compare this and the real one....the priciples are very different....when you bowl....the bowling ball is very roung....but the coconut....is very....american football-ish.....my family was in group 4....when it came to my turn....i threw it as hard as i could....and nearly got a strike....7 pins fell....it was the record of the day.....nobody got anywhere near the number.....after bowling we went catching eel....not THE eel....they cant electrify you.....theyre kinda wild and tame at the same time...when u catch them...they leave some kind of sticky slimy stuff on your hands....kinda gross.....well...all went well....after that there was some silat performance....they were very different from our silat here.....far more aggressive...it was very beautiful.....then there was the Kuda Kepang dance....a traditional dance....right after they finished....they pulled some people out (me included) then they taught us how to dance....good experience....after everything's settled we head for the hotel,had dinner.......then we head for kampung kuantan....we booked a few boat tickets to see THE most beautiful things on the planet.....Fireflies....this is how they look when they swarm a tree at night....
Very beautiful....they were on trees all along the river....kinda romantic scenery.....wih couldve brought 'her' along with me.....anyways....after watching all that headed back to the hotel for supper and sleep!!!The next morning:there was suppose to be a telematch...but beacuse of the rain last night....it was impossible....so we went to ride a Trem instead....a Trem is like a train but its no faster than my bike....and its on wheels,not tracks....the Trem brought us uphill to go and see the monkeys....they were very tame...but greedy...when u buy a cracker....they will ask for some....and some of them just snacthes them from you...well just buy a pack of crackers...and feed them....some of the monkeys brought down theyre babies....very cute but the adults look terrible;like ikram.....haha.......after all the excitement took a dip in the pool and BALIK!!!!!

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

A day at johns house....

Today, 13.3.2007 ......Me and cramz went to johns house....cramz wanted john to help him repair his family laptop thats been in his family for ages....the screen already 'kaput' so....he noticed the thing and took it to johns house and wanted to do something about it....
10:30 :
Cramz arrives....they took a look at it...and tried to figure out anything that can help.....i went to my accounts tution...

12:45 :
Zen arrives....i went there and saw john and his brother and sister....Cramz was hiding under the table...saw him before he could get to me.....

A few minutes later :
they found out that there was a problem with the windows....and installed a new one wanted to install windows 2000 but there wasnt any in johns house....so they installed an XP instead....

About 1 something :
ikram says that he has to go to tution at 3....i told them that music station inst that good.....jonathan told us about the Bomba camp at morib....ozri was rose???wtf

2 something :
now all that needs to be done is wait for the XP to finish install..it says there that only 39 minutes left....so john invited us to eat lunch with him....

During lunch :
Cramz:zarul....*points at vegetables*
Zen:ikram....*shows fist*
Johns mum:dont be shy and all u want.....*puts a HELL lot of vegies on my plate*
John:wat drink u want?Carlsberg,stout,or beer?or maybe pepsi?
Zen and Cramz:*looks at each other*
Cramz:cold water please...
Zen:Tiger?haha no la....i share pepsi with cramz...and i hate the vegies...
John:Dont leave the table until u finish everything...
Zen:*cries*

3.00 :
Cramz goes to tution....and i was waiting for john to set up his ps2....he said must ask his dad first...he say lets play worms....but in the end he ends up getting stuck with cramz's laptop....well it did take a lot of time...so i took a nap...a long one....then my gf called and woke me up.....
talked for quite a while then cramz came back....

after 4.30 :
John said that we need to get the cable that connects the the laptop to the tv screen....so we went to Summit the nearest mall to get the fukin cable...went to the second floor.....Cramz asked for the cable...the guy was still eating....then he went to get the cable...surveyed aroung for headphones.....needed a new one...the one im suing now is crapped up....

5 something:
came back to johns house.....he tried the cable and it didnt work...cramz saw a stuufed animal that looked like a mouse but was very ugly cause its got no more fur.....its like....been riped up and violated....he throws the thing at me...i throwed it back...then he throws back....*SNAP*
starts to wrestle with cramz...
Battle of the year
ZEN VS CRAMZ
starts...
reaches for his head and tried to stick in something in his ears....he gets me back by poking real hard....did the same...*bang* his head hits the wall.....the chair fell and starts struggling on the floor...*bang*my head hits the wall and then the poking festival begun.....we poked real hard till both of us fell and gave up....so its a tie....
6 something :
its already so late....so i went back....

Friday, March 2, 2007

TAGGED....

From the results of the research of local scientists.....they have discovered that tagging someones blog is very popular nowadays....and i just got *** tagged....

Layer 1:On the outside
Name:Zarul afandi
Birth date:17/7/1990
Current status:In a relationship
Eye colour:Never cared
Hair colour:dyed before so....dark brown i think...
Righty or Lefty:Righty
Layer 2:On the inside
My heritage:A golden toilet seat...hah no la...its the...big eyes...
My fears:Being the one to destroy the world...
My perfect pizza:stuffed crust...got the cravings for it
Layer 3:Kinou,Kyo,Ashita
My first thought after waking up:Why am i waking up?
My bedtime:My lullaby-Dir En Grey
My most missed memories:being with my friends...
Layer 4:Mai Pikku
Pepsi or Coke:Both
McDonalds or Burgerking:McDonalds
Adidas or Nike:C.A.T(neither)
Tea or Nestea:either one will do
Chocolate or Vanilla:cause poeple use to call me chocolate in the old days so i perfer Chocolate
Capucinno or Coffee:Coffee
Layer 5:Do you...
Smoke:HEH...Old story...stopped long ago...not good bad for you...and when u smoke..u smell...
Curse:well if curse i have...but poeple curse me alot...like..they curse me so that i wont be able to come out of the toilet...its the worst curse ever created
Take shower:3 times a day...dunno how the japanese manage to take it once a day
Have a crush: ......
Think you've been in love:Maybe now?
Go to school:hahaha....mmm...hahahahahaha......
Want to get married: when it is possible
Layer 6 :In the past
Drank alcohol:thought about it once.....saw the aftermath of mabuk-ism..
Gone to the mall:hahaha.....mmmm....HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Been on stage:guess so.....
Eaten sushi:Wasabi~~~~
Dyed ur hair:once but cleared edi...cause if not cannot pray...
Layer 7:have u ever...
Played a stripping game:In the old days....(they made me)
Changed who you were to fit in:mm....nup usually its people around me who changes...
Layer 8:Age you're hoping....
To be married:When the time comes
Layer 9:In a girl...
Best eye colour:blue maybe....
Short hair or long hair:anyone will do...
Layer 10:What were you doing...
A minute ago:memorising scripts for oral english...and posting this
1 hour ago:thought about posting this...
4.5 hours ago:watching The prestige and Borat(again)
1 Month ago:Exam la...
1 Year ago:Figuring out why humans even exist...
Layer 11:Finish the sentences...
I love: god,My mom,Her,cats,my friends,golden toilet seats,really clean toilets,food and drinks,and the list keeps going on until it comes to alien invaders.
I feel:Jiwang,blue-ish
I hate:Cramz,Mohdcramz,Ikram,Mohd Ikram....
I hide myself:From the assasins who likes to camp on my house's rooftop
I miss:The old days
I need:*The computer cant translate the meaning**your pc needs to be upgraded*
Layer 12:Tag 5 people
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Iwil not let anymore people suffer from this contageous disease of Tagging.....

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Chinese New Year

This chinese new year....i went to Port Dickson and it was so-so only.....arrived on saturday...the bellboys all 'melepak' only...when i call them real loud only they notice us....the saty was only 3 days and 2 nights...we booked a chalet....and it was on the waters....the toilet was in front of the DOOR....imagine....the first thing u see when u open the door is the toilet....i was like wtf....well there will be times where someone cant enter because someone else is taking a bath....well it happens all the time...i took the bed by the window....damn nice...can see all the views possible....the sea and the poeple whos fishing day and night...like nothing else to do....the father was like "put the rod like this....then throw.." and the son was like "whatever u say..."the fettucine was perfect....very well done....then there was one night....this family..i think japanese or korean....they were looking at my family all the time....wonder why?we were having dinner and they were there to have some beer.....and there was an arcade too despite that...i didnt go in...very packed....well teh swimming pool is very small....its becomes smaller when alot of teh 'Mat Salleh' comes in....well the are kinda fat...and big...there were also some preety fine women there...at night sit by the window listen to music only....but then the next day....listening to music and the water low tide oso....IKINARI!!!!wosh got people down there!!!meantang2 the sea low tide they go down there....go catch fish or smething i guess....the fater jalan kaki oni...the son must bring the net....then they netted for a few hours and went back up....well that was a sight to see....at hotel somemore....haiyo.....had a very tiresome day that time... went into the jacuzzi....damn nice...not relaxing but nice....well this and that go home edi...gonna miss the place....and the weird poeple there...because of the distance between the lobby and the chalets are quite far....so the room service poeple use bycicles to go around....haha preety surprised when they came over to send extra blanket...and then one of the customers came for dinner only and got drunk and eventually ended up burning half of the ballroom...sad fellow...

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

on saturday the police caught me while i was walking back home from school.....they said that i was a suspect for the murder of Abudabi Bin Ali.....
Police:where were you yesterday evening between 5 to 10?
Terrified innocent kid:i was at Pyramid watching Death Note with my friends....
Inetereted Police:Wow!!you watched that movie already?It was nice wasnt it?I like
the part where the death god laughs....hahahaha *continues
laughing till like...10 minutes*

Terrified innocent kid:yeah.....my friend Su yi was laughing the whole time....
well does that have anything to do with this interrogation?

Police:YOU!!!GET OUT!!!sorry he's new here....so....wah!!really stressful la now...
Terrified innocent kid:yeah... i know how you feel..sigh.....
Police:you...you do??....*starts crying*oohh i have been wanting to tell at least
someone how i felt!!*cries through the whole interrogation*

Terrified innocent kid:your interrogation skills are flawed....

Well then they let me out.....from the balai polis...but everywhere i go...there is always at least one policemen behind me....i know this cause theyre camouflaging skills are even worse than theyre interrogating skills....well like all spies in the tv....they pretend to read a newspaper and stuff...but they were actually wearing a police UNIFORM.....everybody looked at them....well...that lasted for only a day...
-zen-:well friday nite was nice wasnt it?
SY:yeah....lets go again....maybe after the nid year test?spiderman 3?
cramz:ok la....
-zen-:yes of course...
OMFGIKHWAN:but you know.....i noticed something that nite....something weird...
-zen-:wat was it?
OMFGIKHWAN:there was this old and weird policeman.....he was following us the whole
time....
-zen-:

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Saturday school~

saturday started with a heavy eye and a yawn...well the goddamn yawn came first...then saw cramz online and chat for a while....~then saw john online...chat also....he was like...complaining about the download rate and stuff....cause i was kinda tired....then with all my might...tried to walk to school....fell down half way but,stood back up and continued with sways.....poeple was like staring at me....cause i cant goddamn walk straight cause my goddamn eye wont open....it almost killed me....in a cat-human-looking-at-each-other-kind of accident.....meh...works for me
at school the students attendance rate was like.....very low 0.0...obviously.....and today everybody was in a bad mood especially melissa and su yi(Su yi was in killing mode).....dunno why... .__. teachers were in no mood to teach and the students were hoping for it....well that certain 'somebody' still havent spoken to me during recess......well it doesnt matter...school was bad......came back in a very desperate manner.....well as expected my 'my boss,my hero' download was finished...its a story about a son to hte leader of the yakuza who is not even smart enough to write his own name....so the 27-year-old-son was sent to high school....the last grade i think.....struggle here,struggle there....he managed......fun was spoiled when i had to go for my **** class....(dont ask)came back....lil sis went shopping so the house was empty......bro used pc...then went out for cycle.....the sky was so damn beautiful today....cycled for an hour then the rain clouds came with a fierce wind along......well this and that got to host my strip at photobucket Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

palaplaplapalplapalalpalapapa part 2

.....so...continuing from part one...abudabi went to rescue 'her'....she was in the hands of the number one fugitive 'scary' whos head is as expensive as a 200000000 carats golden toilet seat......there were 70 guards guarding the perimeter......and 100 in the interior....man thats a lot of men....abudabi was so smart that he disguised as one of the guards.....but they noticed since there not one fukin guard that looks as good as him.....but instead of becoming enemies they became friends......cause he looked so good(and there were gay amongst the guards) 0__0.....so they let him in after a few drinks.....on the inside he saw 'her'.....he saw that she was happy.....she likes being there with 'scary'.....he was kinda disappointed....she was the one he was looking for...for years.......despite that.....he had something to sttle with hte goverment.....he rushed in with all his might took out about 40 guards with non-stop deadly blown.....swinging from left to right furiously....he screamed at the top of his lungs......but hes efforts was proved worthless.....then 'scary' told him "now she's mine"......."my property"...he went balistic and took out another 20 guards.....(some of the guards dare not to even put a scratch on his face........some of them even had the time to say "hes like a goddamn handsome turtle")....."......'scary' took out a gun and aimed at abudabi's ass.....he said "say goodbye to free stress relief "....but then she stopped 'scary' she said "spare him for he is the one i love"....then she ran out with abudabi....'scary' yelled "i thought we had something special"...hahahahahahaa!!!!!oh,right...sorry..........now continuing........i said im continuing dammit!!!.....'scary' was so mad he declared an all-out war with abudabi.......abudabi had an idea....he told 'scary' that he was with the goverment......and then...popopopopopopopo~~~~the war started without warning nor a bell of the ice-cream guy.......abudabi went in to join the war and met 'scary',oh!!!!and the penghulu earlier...the one who had something against abudabi......he got killed by both abudabi and 'scary'....then they got down to a duel in the midst of the war......'scary' strikes and....IT MISSED!!!!!abudabi sends a hook....it hits!!!one point goes to abudabi!!!!....they fought till......like....3 hours or so....then abudabi slipped and fell....his guard was down....'scary' goes in for the kil....and suddenly 'she' jumped in and took the blow......and got decapitated by 'scary's deathblow.....abudabi's eye went white witnessing such a thing.....he ran and took her head in his arms....and cried his heart out.....evrery heard his cries......it is said in the history of war as the 'cries of an angel' but some said 'the cries of a gay'.....the war stopped because of his cries.....both abudabi and 'scary' gave themselves in to the goverment for execution.....they called the day the valentines day sempena the name of the war......valentino's war.....cause the war was sponsored by lord valentino....he sponsored drinks and clothes....well they were decapitated and their heads were buried beside 'her' grave.........~~~i personally think that......oh...no.....im not thinking anything rite now.....